June 5, 2013
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Where I Show You My Toilet (edit)
and my toothbrush
and my trash can with the Walmart bag liner
and my toilet paper
and can anyone spot the tag I’ve yet to cut off the chest on top of the shelves?
the one I bought three years ago.
What I really wanted to show you,
though I am uncertain why,
are my new green sunglasses.That’s all.
Really.
I have nothing else to talk about today.
I’m sure I will be getting the notice any day from the Xanga team,
begging me to please close my account and move to WordPress.I’ve been waiting for that notice for the last seven years,
but for whatever reasons, it’s yet to arrive.They must take pity on this pathetic Wild Woman and cut me a lot of slack.
See why I need Xanga to continue.
Who would I show these stupid things to?
I’m pretty sure WP have regulations in place concerning open lidded toilets.
Really, I am.
Oh wait, don’t go yet….have you checked out the prizes in SaintVi’s drawing?
I’ve offered used footwear.
Seriously.
I know.
I’m pretty sure I could never offer used footwear for a drawing over at WP.
Xanga.
Where a wild woman can show off her toilet.
It don’t get no better than that. (and she can use her redneck talk)
(edit) Since some of you are crushing on my bathroom, here are pics from when it was actually decorated. At the moment, everything is still packed up in boxes.
Comments (36)
Man, that is one of the nicest bathrooms I’ve ever seen. If you’re gonna have IBS/Chrohn’s issues, that’s a great place for it. So cozy!
And only on Xanga would ”I WANNA POOP IN YOUR TOILET!” be a compliment. Right?
Love the toilet…er…I mean green sunglasses
btw ~ blogger doesn’t have smilies that I can find. Not sure I can blog without smilies. Hang on xanga, hang on!!
i loves your toilet. and your sunglasses. and the whole bathroom. and you in it.
Hey!!! They better let our WildWoman use her very own wild talk at WordPress or ELSE!!!! >,<
I’m seriously jealous of your bathroom. Mine’s the size of one of those fold-up wire dog kennels you buy at Walmart. Not even joking, mine’s just a little taller.
that is pretty cute.
I like the pine paneling.
I wore size 71/2 shoes when I was in 3rd grade.
The photo is great! It shows off the beauty in the mirror (and I’m not talking about the commode). The sunglasses make you look like a Xanga star!
I love it all. Most importantly, I love you and your wild ways. ♥ but I must be getting color deficient in my old age, cuz I don’t see green inyour sun gkglasses. I see yellow or orange maybe. Or, it could be my dumb smart phone.
That is one fancy bathroom. Almost looks like a sauna with the wood walls. of course it took me a bit to get past that pic of you.
Take care.
If you move (online) I want to keep following you if possible… you’re one of my favorites!
I make a reference at times when someone is setting themselves up for stress that might have them end up hiding in the bathroom. I joke about the fact that I want them to remember that I warned them about the drama and stress “when I have to talk you out of the restroom”. They might not come out of your fine room of rest. Where do we go from here WW of the W? Who will put up with us? Xangaland has been a fine home for my thoughts on connections and people.
Love those glasses!
What’s the sign on the top of the toilet say ?
Your HAIR is gorgeous! Forget the sunglasses, I think YOU look wonderful! And yeah, I agree with whoever said the bathroom looks like a sauna. Nice, warm, welcoming, place! Oh, and I use Wallyworld bags in my trashcan, too! That’s the best use for them, although I have to double up on them sometimes.
The sunglasses match your shirt quite nicely.
Is that pinus radiata or Douglas fir?
It’s good to see you! : ) I like the glasses.
The bathroom is pretty, but all I can think about is having to dust those walls. I prefer very smooth surfaces.
last summer my parents, brother, and I stayed at my uncle’s GORGEOUS log cabin in Maine. Your bathroom reminds me of his bathroom, with the wood walls. Even the same color wood. The downstairs bathroom was nice, but had a stall shower with doors (sets off my claustrophobia) and the upstairs bathroom had a ginormous tub and a chandelier.
Also, nice sunglasses. I got prescription sunglasses a few years ago (I’m nearsighted) and I wear them all the time. Dunno how people live without sunglasses.
like your bathroom and your glasses
I clicked on the photo link and got nostalgic for your bedroom. Such fun times sitting in those recliners and laughing our butts off!
Awesome sunglasses.
I’m a little disappointed, I thought this post would be about your new toilet squatter thing. hahaha. But hey, cool sunglasses!
yeah.. it don’t get no better than that.
Awesome shades! I love your sense of style.
Cute glasses.
Those are awesome sunglasses and you can totally share them on WordPress. And to prove it, I’m going to post a photo of my toilet on my WordPress account today, along with some photos of other miscellanea of no real value.
uptil I looked at the draft 4 $9560, I did not believe that…my… neighbours mother had been actualy bringing in money in their spare time on-line.. there great aunt haz done this for only twenty three months and at present cleard the morgage on there appartment and bought a brand new Honda NSX. this is where I went, http://www.rev24.com
You rock those sunglasses, WW!!!
Ha, if Xanga was gonna’ kick you off for your wildness, they’d of done it years ago!
How they let you and I, both, on here…still a mystery to me! 
I LOVE your bathroom! I could live in there!
HUGS!!!
Someone made it look like a big, fancy outhouse. Good thing there is TP and not a bucket of old corn cobs.
Fabulous!
This was really funny. After the crappy day I had I could use a good laugh! You know it’s sad when your manager is more concerned about “where your cleaning cart is at all times” than how your husband is after almost dying 2 weeks ago! Or Hell, even how I am doing through all this? NOPE, not a word of concern, sincere OR fake! Sorry for the curse word.
@BohemianLotus - It IS a great place to release the uglies of Crohns.
You know you have found you people when you can easily chat about poop.
@MOM2_4 - I love my smilies, too!
@promisesunshine - And I am in it A LOT.
@Tempguestbrief - hahaha, thank you! It’s nice to be covered!
@chronic_masticator - I have a hard time in tiny bathrooms, so this place has been perfect for me. No hyperventilating.
@Texasjillcarmel - Well, YOU’RE pretty cute!
@Roadkill_Spatula - hahaha, they are probably to blame for my clumsy side.
@murisopsis - hahaha, we need a Xanga Walk of Fame Sidewalk we can press our hands and feet into wet concrete. And our sunglasses. You would leave such cute little mouse prints!
@armnatmom - They are indeed green. Kind of like a wild lizard green!
@soltero_alma -
When we lived in NY, I used to dream of having a sauna and not coming out of it until winter was over, sometime in June.
@Passionflwr86 - Oh thank you, Meg! I most definitely identify with so many of your words and feelings. (((hug))) IF Xanga can’t make a go of it with the new 2.0, I will use WordPress.
@Jaynebug - It was been such a fine home. I cannot imagine having to move on, but like so many other adventures in life, we will. And we will find glorious things there, too. May we not lose one another! http://www.facebook.com/tamy.barnettduncomb
@dw817 - No words. Just metal scroll designs. But, if it did have words, it would say something like, Make Deposit Here.
@Richgem - The wally bags mostly hold all my hair I sweep up from the floor everyday. So, my hair THANKS you for calling it gorgeous!
@JstNotherDay - Thank you! There are matching shoes, too. I felt the need for some color this summer!
@Urban_Peril -
Pinus Patula
@lanney - Lived here for three years, have yet to dust them once.
@leaflesstree - I hear you on the claustrophobia.
@KarensPotpourri2 - Thank you! Funny thinking about wearing sunglasses in the bathroom.
@saintvi - Some of us (one wild woman) laughed until she tinkled her pants. I miss you.
@rainydaystay - hahaha, it’s STILL packed. Waiting to use it at the next place. Wherever that may be.
@peacenow - I’m pretty WP will correct my redneck grammar.
@joyouswind - You got some style yourself there. Way more than this old lady in lizard green shades.
@Foodhog - Thank you!
@ordinarybutloud - You do know I am holding you to this after you return from your great adventure. And no cheating using the hotel toilet.
@adamswomanback - I think they must like our wild. And sometimes I feel as though I DO live in there.
@Ricardo98 - hahaha! Thank you. I love this comment.
I should put corn husks next to the guest toilet.
@andreas_d - Thank you, Andreas!
@martna1 - It’s okay, you can use a curse word. I shan’t die.
Hope things look up soon!
Ha. Well, some houses take less than others. You’d be surprised at the differences based on home construction, hairspray use, etc.
so sad that this may be the last time we get to share on xanga. well, at least i get to see your bathroom. i love the all wooden material covering the floor and walls.
Layer upon layer of COOL. You. The bathroom. The details. The way you wrote it up. Just cool.
@rudyhou - I am still hoping Xanga will continue forward, even if it is in a new format, and I will still be able to torture you beautiful peoples with my toilets and neurotic chihuahuas!
@BigToePeople - Thank you, you are generous with your comment. I feel silly these posts get such attention.
