February 3, 2013

• Shut Up Isn’t a Nice Thing, But Sometimes It Works

  

  The sun is shining.
  Such a glorious thing.
  Never take glorious things for granted.

  Meteorology Man skipped church to run his yard sale again today.
  I always knew there was a bit of heathen in him.
  He made almost $500 yesterday.
  He likes the conversation more than the financial gain.

  In reality, he did not gain anything.
  I ordered three of these yesterday for our move since there is no dog fencing.
  They will later be used for the kennel.

  Our visiting bovine eventually wandered off down the road.
  Through process of elimination and word of mouth,
  we eventually discovered who they belonged to.
  We left a note on the rancher’s locked up gate, but for whatever reason,
  he never called or come to get them.  Hopefully, they found their way home.

  The appraiser for the guest home showed up during the yard sale.
  Of course, he did.

  We were using the guest home for the sale, the bigger barn items outside.
  The appraiser bought some things. ha!
  He also thought the buyers were getting a good deal,
  so hopefully this means his appraisal will turn out favorably for their loan.

  One customer told us to let him know
  if the deal fell through on our the guest house,
  his sister just received an inheritance from their mother
  and she could pay cash for it.
  He then complained all his momma left him was the house and a bunch of debt.

  I’m thinking I would just tell my kids I had already sold off the fine jewelry
  and donated it to the foundation for neurotic chihuahuas.
  Thankfully, our kids won’t have to worry about such things,
  considering the only fine jewels I ever owned belonged to the neutered canine.

  Enjoy your Super Bowl Sunday.
  I do not even know who is playing.

  So tell me, you mangy varmints, what snacks will you be consuming during the game?

  
  @chronic_masticator I remembered you asking me about my current food intake, but I don’t remember what post, so I will just answer you here.  I am taking in more than liquid now.  Still very small amounts of food, but taking in enough to gain some physical strength.  I can now clean out the dishwasher without fainting.  haha!  I’ve even been able to eat a couple of burritos. Not in one sitting, of course.  Usually about 5-7 bites of food at a time, which isn’t too far off from my norm.  Oh, and I savored an oatmeal raisin cookie from Panera bread the other day.  Lasted me for three days. It was glorious. 

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