December 13, 2012

  • Good Things Come in Orange Packages (elf on the redneck shelf #8)

    Seems there are a few bleeding hearts around here who think I am a little too rough on Elf Boy.  I say if he can’t handle the heat, don’t tickle the dragon.  Or a wicked wild woman when she’s cranky. 

    Looks as though Elf Boy may be getting a break and go on that permanent vacation he’s been dreaming of this season.  Kathy over at @armnatmom has graciously offered a non-violent space on her shelf for him.  A place to frolic and play like all Christmas elves deserve.  Bahumbug. 

    Since my non-compliant digestive system keeps me from functioning like a member of the human race, I am afraid my mean-streak is lacking and I will not be able to give Elf on the Redneck Shelf the integrity it so deserves.

    So, this will be our farewell Elf on the Redneck Shelf post.  I want to thank all of you mangy varmints for being so enabling of my obsession.

    To air hole or not air hole, that is the final question.

Comments (27)

  • my grandson believes in the Elf but he kind of forgets cause he’s got a little wicked streak to him.

    he walks behind the tree and granny said,”oh,oh, be careful.”

  • I’m sorry to hear that you’re not feeling well–hope you feel like your usual “mean” self soon.  Will be sad to not see Elf in trouble.


  • I hope you feel better, RIGHT NOW! *waves magic wand*

  • Oh, Tamy — I hope youo feel better soon — Elf Boy will never be the same!

  • May every breath you take, heal and fill you with renewed energy.  I’m going to miss the (looks from side to side) laughs that elf and you provided.  How about a last shot of you drop kicking the package? hahahaha. oops did I say that outloud?

  • au revoir ” Elfes but ” Bonjour Tami” .

    Take care of you
    Love

    Michel

  • Oh, so sorry to hear that. I asked my brother about his Crohn’s at Thanksgiving and he was very glad to report that he got over it 15 years ago. I am remiss in not keeping up but, girl, there’s hope! Prayin for ya!

  • I hope you feel better soon! Give you a hug then! 

  • No air hole. It was fun while it lasted. :) Feel better…..

  • I’m sorry you’re not feeling good, Tammy… I don’t blame ya a jot for sending the elf packing, who needs the extra stress?!

  • Tape it over and be happy!! Merry Christmas!

  • no air hole, you know how sneaky those stinkin elfs are – he’d probably morf into a midget elf and escape thru the air hole and just like an old cat you try to take down a country road – poof there he’d be at your door step/shelf again.  Not that I’ve ever had a cat 

    Feel better soon 

  • Oh my goodness this is so darn cute I will miss effboy… I sure hope you feel better soon wow this has been a long haul for you…

  • Elf Boy is running away. We don’t tolerate runaways at our house. It’s a good thing he’s headed for SC.

  • sorry that you can’t keep on but glad you know your limit. take care of you

  • I’m surprised the air hole is even a matter of debate.  Clearly no air hole is the answer here.

  • Oh no Tamy. I really am saddened by the news of you not feeling well.  I truly was enjoying Elf Boys antics at your ranch. And the way you presented his tales, had me laughing hysterically each time I read something he did. Even though I felt sorry for the boy, you gave him such meaning and purpose. Throughout it all, I do hope this season will be meaningful to you and your family someway, somehow. ((((((((((HUGS)))))))))) and all my love……

  • As much as I will miss the redneck elf series…….I do hope that you feel better soon!

  • Feel better. You’ll probably feel way better without that sneaky elf around spreading Christmas Cheer, er grumpiness!

  • Tamy, feel good soon. 

    I am sure Kathy will have the elf on a pedestal.

  • I am very sad to hear that you are not feeling well. Perhaps Kathy will continue the series – or at least a kinder gentler version! hehe! I vote no air hole. Better to be a little blue than cold and wet…

  • I do hope you get to feeling better very soon!  Take good care of yourself.  And I say no air hole for that useless elf.  Make sure put enough postage on the box.  You dont want it returned postage due!

  • Hope you feel better soon.

  • Haha, gonna miss the elfboy posts. Hope you feel better soon! :)  

  • Get well soon!

    As we say in Cleveland… there is always next year.

  • Feel better soon, so you can enjoy Christmas. I enjoyed the elf antics, I vote for no airholes, must send him off in true Wild Woman fashion.

  • Well, I’m going to miss these posts!  I really enjoyed them!

    Hope you feel better real soon!!

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