Seven dollar Hilton eggs
hens should be outraged
must be seasoned with gold dust
whopping six fifty a pop
Jack Daniels whiskey
a loaded drunk would go broke
a bowl of steaming oatmeal
full of plump raisins
I think I will save my ten bucks
No valet parking at the waffle house.
Winter Scavenger Hunt #40
Write 12 haiku about food. Here are my first three for #40, from the downtown Austin Hilton. Cowgirl is used to the simple comforts of the Holiday Inn Express, complimentary breakfast buffet, no tipping and free in-room WiFi. Can you believe the Hilton charges $14.95 a day for access to their internet? Per COMPUTER. I loves me a bit of luxury every now and then, but this causes my frugal to tilt. Thankfully this is a business trip and the majority will be covered. Not for sure how MM rubs elbows so easily with the professionals. When we walked into the lobby, me in my raggedy jeans and boots, I felt like a hooker he had picked up in Amarillo. Yes, you may laugh. edit: I am laughing so hard right now. When I came onto xanga this morning, I realized I had flipped my haiku. Instead of 5-7-5, for whatever reasons, I went 7-5-7. No wonder it didn't feel right, felt so forced. I am totally blaming it on being in the city. Too many buildings blocking my mojo.